One thing I have learned in my time in politics is that if one of the parties is shameless, the other party cannot afford to be spineless. – Frank Lautenberg Category: Politics
In my right-wing politics of the time, I held that unemployment was usually the fault of the unemployed. – Luke Ford Category: Politics
I try not to tune in to politics until its two or three months before the election. Till then, its like watching preseason football. – Trey Parker Category: Politics
I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. – Eric Morecambe Category: Soccer