We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. – Rudyard Kipling Category: Excuses
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Jealousy
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents Day
There are certain things I learned when I first started learning about acting, to try and place the character physically and emotionally. And the way you place them emotionally is often with humor. – David Duchovny Category: Humor