Our parents are obviously proud, but theyre still trying to get used to the fact that were in a band. I have a feeling my mom would actually like One Direction if I wasnt in it! – Zayn Malik
It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. – Nathaniel S. Borenstein
