An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. – Irv Kupcinet
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? – Irv Kupcinet

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. – Irv Kupcinet
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive? – Irv Kupcinet
I dont diet, I dont do fads, Ive just decided to not eat carbs. So no more bread and pasta for the month. I cant live without chocolate, though. Ive always got a bar in my handbag. It has to be 72%. Any less and its too sweet, any more and its inedible. Like I said, Im very particular. – Nancy Meyers