Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. – Frank Dane

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane
Get the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything. – Frank Dane
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesnt own. – Frank Dane
It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you. – Frank Dane
The best thing that ever happened to me is that nothing happened in writing. I ended up working for engineering companies, and thats where I found my material, in the everyday struggle between capitalism and grace. Being broke and tired, you dont come home your best self. – George Saunders