Logo
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home. – W. C. Fields

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Home
category

Houses are built to live in, and not to look on: therefore let use be preferred before uniformity. – Francis Bacon

Category:
Home

Actors always talk about taking their work home and I always think: What are you on? You just turn it off. You are at work and then you go home. – Bill Nighy

Category:
Home

Power doesnt have to be on such a big scale for powerful things to occur. Within your own home, you can be a powerful woman as a mother, influencing your childrens lives. – Jill Scott

Category:
Home

I saw the president make the tough calls in the Situation Room – and today, our troops in Iraq have finally come home so America can do some nation building here at home. That was the change that we believed in. That was the change we fought for. That was the change President Obama delivered. – Rahm Emanuel

Category:
Home

Random Quotes

Abstract Expressionism – the first American movement to have a worldwide influence – was remarkably short-lived: It heated up after World War II and was all but done for by 1960 (although visit any art school today and youll find a would-be Willem de Kooning). – Jerry Saltz

Category:
Art

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. – George Jean Nathan

Category:
Humor

Say you were standing with one foot in the oven and one foot in an ice bucket. According to the percentage people, you should be perfectly comfortable. – Bobby Bragan, 1963

Category:
Statistics

Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Abstinence