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Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. – Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. – Russell Baker

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Puns are a form of humor with words. – Guillermo Cabrera Infante

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You see, thats another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. – Liza Minnelli

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The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. – Ray Romano

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