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Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. – Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley

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Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. – W. Somerset Maugham

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