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Ill never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. A

Ill never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I cant, thats just too creepy. I dont think I can go there. – Evan Rachel Wood

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