I never discuss a novel while Im writing it, for fear that talking about it will diminish my desire to write it. – Dean Koontz
Somebody asked me about the current choice were being given in the presidential election. I said, Well, its like two of the scariest movies I can imagine. – Dean Koontz
Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him. – Dean Koontz
Nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damn fool. – Dean Koontz
Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. – Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace