Ive never been more famous than I was, suddenly, in 1986. – Wendy Cope
Bloody men are like bloody buses — you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop two or three others appear. – Wendy Cope

Ive never been more famous than I was, suddenly, in 1986. – Wendy Cope
Bloody men are like bloody buses — you wait for about a year and as soon as one approaches your stop two or three others appear. – Wendy Cope
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up. – Wendy Cope
From top to bottom of the ladder, greed is aroused without knowing where to find ultimate foothold. Nothing can calm it, since its goal is far beyond all it can attain. Reality seems valueless by comparison with the dreams of fevered imaginations; reality is therefore abandoned. – Emile Durkheim