You must admit you have self-control before you can use it. – Carrie Latet
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. – Carrie Latet

You must admit you have self-control before you can use it. – Carrie Latet
If you can look at a dog and not feel vicarious excitement and affection, you must be a cat. – Carrie Latet
Age is like the newest version of a software — it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had. – Carrie Latet
And so, Reader, (for it is time to have done with guessing) would I bid you conquer in your warfare against your four great enemies, the world, the devil, the flesh, and above all, that obstinate and perverse self-will, unaided by which the other three would be comparatively powerless. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers