I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for, like, two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had. – Reggie Watts
If you pay attention to the world, its an amazing place. If you dont, its whatever you think it is. – Reggie Watts
Sometimes airport security people recognize me. Ill go through the whole screening process and at the end theyll go, Hey, man, I really like your work. Thats so cool. – Reggie Watts
I dont think immortality is necessarily the key to understanding the world. You have to be careful with what you think youre achieving. Im all for science discovering amazing and fantastic things about our world, but I think the motivations behind it are slightly askew. – Reggie Watts
From Jefferson to Jackson to Lincoln to FDR to Reagan, every great president inspires enormous affection and enormous hostility. Well all be much saner, I think, if we remember that history is full of surprises and things that seemed absolutely certain one day are often unimaginable the next. – Jon Meacham