Quote by Dick Gregory
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasnt a Christian, she would stomp you to death. – Dick Gregory

Other quotes by Dick Gregory

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede. – Dick Gregory

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War
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasnt no 24-hour news. – Dick Gregory

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Morning
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I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. Im looking for the crack in the fabric. – Dick Gregory

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Trust
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Heres a thing about the death of your mother, or anyone else you love: You cant anticipate how youll feel afterward. People will tell you a few may be close to right, none exactly right. – Mary Schmich

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Only in death will I relinquish my belts. – Manny Pacquiao

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Death

Death, the final, triumphant lover. – Bela Lugosi

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Death

The American people are not just being taxed to death theyre being taxed after death. But, no one should have to sell the lifes work of a parent or a loved one just to pay the federal government. – J. D. Hayworth

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Death

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