Quote by Dick Gregory
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but

My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasnt a Christian, she would stomp you to death. – Dick Gregory

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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

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Let me tell you, never before in the history of this planet has anybody made the progress that African-Americans have made in a 30-year period, in spite of many black folks and white folks lying to one another. – Dick Gregory

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Everything one does in life, even love, occurs in an express train racing toward death. To smoke opium is to get out of the train while it is still moving. It is to concern oneself with something other than life or death. – Jean Cocteau

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Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. – Buddha

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