Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile. – Christy Mathewson
If there hadnt been women wed still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. – Orson Welles
True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity, before it is entitled to the appellation. – George Washington
