It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. – Andre Gide Category: Age
Through hard work, perseverance and a faith in God, you can live your dreams. – Benjamin Carson Category: Dreams
My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan going in my dads car, but I remember The Royal Scam in particular because it has Kid Charlemagne on it. – St. Vincent Category: car
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. – Joel McHale Category: Dreams
Were first on executions. Were 49th in funding public education. Were in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and were winning. – Kinky Friedman Category: Education