Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the t

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. – Author Unknown

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Its really amazing that in the age of unbelief, as a smart man called it, there isnt even more fraud. After all, with no God, theres no one to ever call you to account, and no accounting at all if you can get away with it. – Ben Stein

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Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. – John M. Wagner (“Maxine”)

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Even in this day and age, if youre not married, there are people who are like, Awww! Dont worry, itll happen for you someday. – Kristen Wiig

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