Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald Category: funny
How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? – Christy Whitehead Category: Camping
Im really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and Im really sexy. – Serena Williams Category: smile
The more we shelter children from every disappointment, the more devastating future disappointments will be. – Fred G. Gosman Category: Future