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Quote by Lawrence Tierney
Mattresses! Beautiful! Lets go buy a couple of mattresses. Give em

Mattresses! Beautiful! Lets go buy a couple of mattresses. Give em to people for their birthday. – Lawrence Tierney

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

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I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then its fine. – Matthew Macfadyen

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If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it. – David Horowitz

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The first fact about the celebration of birthdays is that it is a good way of affirming defiantly, and even flamboyantly, that it is a good thing to be alive. – G.K. Chesterton, “Our Birthday,” 1935

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