April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go. – Christopher Morley, John Mistletoe Category: Springtime
Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn. – Quoted by Lewis Grizzard in Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You Category: Springtime
Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and wash in all the corners. – Virginia Cary Hudson, “Spring,” O Ye Jigs & Juleps!, 1962 Category: Springtime
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. – Carmen Electra Category: Humor
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry Category: Science
How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body? – Terri Guillemets Category: Perspective
What I dont like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. – Phyllis Diller Category: Christmas
