Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you dont for a long time. – John Leguizamo
Every dad who loves his daughter is not going to want her to go with the penniless slacker loser poet bum, when she could go out with someone whos successful. – John Leguizamo
I had a great movement teacher – he showed me how to walk so I wasnt becoming like a cartoon. – John Leguizamo
Well, again, a gun sale database is just trying to get the Department of Justice to keep track of the guns that theyre purchasing and supplying to drug dealers and murderers. I mean, wow. Come on, lets get the government under control before we start restricting the rights of – innocent citizens. – John Mica