Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain Category: Marriage
I remember driving home one evening while they were reviewing the papers on the radio. One of the articles was about me separating from my wife. Its a weird thing to listen to a news report about the break-up of your marriage. – Rory Bremner Category: Marriage
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. – Chi Chi Rodriguez Category: Golf
If you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk. – Raymond Inmon Category: Walking
The presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize. – Saul Bellow Category: Presidents Day
