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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book i

Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half – especially if he has a teenage daughter. – Guy Lombardo

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What the daughter does, the mother did. – Jewish Proverb

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Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter. – James T. Adams

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A daughter is a day brightener and a heart warmer. – Author Unknown

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Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did. РMartin Andersen-Nex̦

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