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Quote by Guy Lombardo
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book i

Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half – especially if he has a teenage daughter. – Guy Lombardo

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A daughter is the happy memories of the past, the joyful moments of the present, and the hope and promise of the future. – Author Unknown

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Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did. РMartin Andersen-Nex̦

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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. – Enid Bagnold

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Fame is rot; daughters are the thing. – James Matthew Barrie

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