Your beard never stops growing. It never gives up on you, so never give up on your beard. – Author Unknown

If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped. – Aesop [Context note: The beard here mentioned is on a goat. The fox is speaking

For a healthy beard, be sure to brush it daily and take it for a walk every evening. – BeardGuru.com

Do you suppose that your beard creates brains and therefore you grow that fly-flapper? Take my advice and shave it off at once; for that beard is a creator of lice and not of brains. – Ammianus (2nd century A.D.), in The Greek Anthology, Volume IV, “Book XI: The Co