When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before. – Blaise Pascal Category: Love
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben Category: Society
Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart. – Countess of Blessington Category: Black History
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago its a sport. – Dick Gregory Category: Politics
Mousse: How pudding describes itself on its résumé! – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Category: Desserts