How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, wed profit from them. – Lucille Ball
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. – Lucille Ball
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. – Lucille Ball
Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, thats good taste. – Lucille Ball
I tell again the oldest and the newest story of all the world, — the story of Invincible Love! This tale divine — ancient as the beginning of things, fresh and young as the passing hour — has forms and names various as humanity. – Amelia E. Huddleston Barr, A Rose of a Hundred Leaves: A Love Story, 1891