Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. – Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

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A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods. – Iban Proverb, as quoted on vanishingtattoo.com

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There is no “underground” community, no dark den of drunken sailors initiating themselves into manhood via cheap, ill-conceived exercises in bodily perforation; it’s just a group of people who delight in using their bodies as billboards. – Joanne McCubrey, “Walking Art: Tattoos,” Mountain Democrat Weekend magazine, 199

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When the designs are chosen with care, tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. – Michelle Delio

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Women, don’t get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you’re twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor. – Billy Elmer

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