Something about Texas Im not proud of is that our state murdered 37 people last year alone. – Richard Linklater Category: alone
Im on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but its all up in the medulla oblongata. Ive got a lot up there. Ive got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata. – Shaquille ONeal Category: Knowledge
Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. Thats it. Thats the only requirement. – Olivia Munn Category: funny