The heartbreak of finding an empty teacup when you thought there was one gulp to go. – Rob Temple, @SoVeryBritish (Very British Problems: Making Life Awkward for Ourse
Our trouble is that we drink too much tea. I see in this the slow revenge of the Orient, which has diverted the Yellow River down our throats. – J.B. Priestley
Money is a tremendous advantage in just about everything, but in terms of reproduction, if youre a poor woman and you are infertile, its like too bad, so sad. And if you are a wealthy woman, you can kind of buy whatever you want. – Jennifer Weiner
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, Why god? Why me? and the thundering voice of God answered, Theres just something about you that pisses me off. – Stephen King
