I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. – Steven Wright Category: Time
Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time which every day produces, and which most men throw away. – Charles Caleb Colton Category: Time
What we need most, is not so much to realize the ideal as to idealize the real. – Francis Herbert Hedge Category: Idealism
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen Category: Graduation
There are some people whose opinion I value and respect and it would be very bothersome if I forfeited their respect. But the general public? Im not preoccupied with the opinions of others. – Conrad Black Category: respect
