Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphys F

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphys First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. – George Edward Woodberry

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