I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. – Leo Rosten
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after theyre dead. – Leo Rosten

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. – Leo Rosten
A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after theyre dead. – Leo Rosten
Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind. – Leo Rosten
Im going to do a lot of weird stuff thats not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think its time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff. – Andy Milonakis