Holidays are enticing only for the first week or so. After that, it is no longer such a novelty to rise late and have little to do. – Margaret Laurence
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck
The qualities of an exceptional cook are akin to those of a successful tightrope walker: an abiding passion for the task, courage to go out on a limb and an impeccable sense of balance. – Bryan Miller
I dont want to have to say, Honey, you know, could you turn off the sports channel because Im not a big sports fan, and I dont love the television being on just for the sake of turning on. Id like turning on for some thing specific. – Lynn Redgrave
