Skydive naked from an aeroplane…. – Nikki Sixx, “Kickstart My Heart” (Mötley Crüe song)

You know you’re a skydiver when you show up at the drop zone even on the worst-weather days because at least you can sit around drinking beer. – Author Unknown

You know you’re a skydiver when your friends look at the sky and say, “look at all those clouds,” and you say, “look at all those holes!” – Author Unknown

If the good Lord had wanted people to stay on the ground, he would have given us roots. – Author Unknown