I was on the point of cutting the cord that suspended me between heaven and earth… and measured with my eye the vast space that separated me from the rest of the human race… I felt myself precipitated with a velocity that was checked by the sudden unfolding of my parachute. – André-Jacques Garnerin, 1797

You know you’re a skydiver when you try to convince the flight attendant on a commercial flight that you really would be much more comfortable sitting on the floor. – Author Unknown

If the good Lord had wanted people to stay on the ground, he would have given us roots. – Author Unknown

You know you’re a skydiver when you buy anything you calculate how many skydives it will cost. – Author Unknown