Id much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. Id rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people. – Jennifer Saunders
If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton
