A joke is a very serious thing. – Winston Churchill
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time. – Winston Churchill
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill
No part of the education of a politician is more indispensable than the fighting of elections. – Winston Churchill
I want to be taken seriously as the type of musician that plays stuff like an electric rake. I mean, how seriously do you take someone like Spike Jones? They take him pretty seriously – a really good musician who made a great contribution in terms of humor, which is part of what I try to do too. – Eugene Chadbourne