Logo
Quote by Dick Clark
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? – Dick Clark

Other quotes by Dick Clark
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
dad
category

The people on my mums side of the family are atheist intellectuals who are ueber-proper. My dads side of the family are missionaries who are more comfortable sitting around in sweatpants than they are in a five-star restaurant. But those two influences converged in my life. – Evangeline Lilly

Category:
dad

Im being a dad and a good husband. – Chad Smith

Category:
dad

My dad is this very sensible guy who never let me feel that anything was beyond my station. – Mireille Enos

Category:
dad

To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off. – Robert Moog

Category:
dad

Random Quotes

Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self-importance. – J. Donald Walters

Category:
Leadership

My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. – John Boehner

Category:
dad

O God of earth and altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die;
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
But take away our pride. – G. K. Chesterton

Category:
Pride

The problem with being British… I dont know if its me being British or being raised a strict Catholic, but you never really enjoy success. – Danny Boyle

Category:
Success