I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated and read the papers. – Albert Camus
The small percentage of dogs that bite people is monumental proof that the dog is the most benign, forgiving creature on earth. – W.R. Koehler, The Koehler Method of Dog Training
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, womans punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. – Helen Rowland