If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. – Abigail Van Buren

A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad. – John Andrew Holmes

Parents know best how to push our buttons because they installed them. – Author Unknown

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com