Sometimes a silent hug is the only thing to say. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Hugs
I have a present for you, but I need to borrow your arms for wrapping paper. – Author Unknown Category: Hugs
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they dont have time to get into mischief. – Bill Vaughan Category: Smoking
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. – Hesiod Category: funny
