One good thing can be said for inflation: without it there would be no football. – Marty Ragaway Category: Inflation
Remember when $25, 000 was a success? Now it is a garbage collector. – Frank Dane Category: Inflation
There are plenty of good five cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. – Franklin Pierce Adams Category: Inflation
I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo Category: funny
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. – Edith Wharton Category: Happiness