Quote by Mackenzie Crook
I havent got a car or a house. Ive got a wife, but I didnt pay for

I havent got a car or a house. Ive got a wife, but I didnt pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. Shes here with a knife at my throat! – Mackenzie Crook

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