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Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District,

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I havent got a daughter! – Chris Colfer

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