Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. – H.L. Mencken
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. – H.L. Mencken
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken