Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. – H.L. Mencken
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – H.L. Mencken

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. – H.L. Mencken
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – H.L. Mencken
Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate. – H.L. Mencken
Taxation, for example, is eternally lively; it concerns nine-tenths of us more directly than either smallpox or golf, and has just as much drama in it; moreover, it has been mellowed and made gay by as many gaudy, preposterous theories. – H.L. Mencken