Swans sing before they die – twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge Category: Nature
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those who we cannot resemble. – Samuel Johnson Category: Imitation
Im going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli. – Michael J. Fox Category: funny
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. – Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism Category: Integrity