Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink.
Water, water everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink.
The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The only cure for seasickness is to sit on the shady side of an old brick church in the country. – Author Unknown

How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is clearly Ocean. – Arthur C. Clarke