The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest. – Edouard R. Laboulaye Category: Guests
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said Happy Birthday on it. I didnt want to waste it so I just wrote Jesus on it. – Demetri Martin Category: Birthday
There must be people who remember World War II and the Holocaust who can help us get out of this rut. – Martin Scorsese Category: War
California can and does furnish the best bad things that are obtainable in America. – Hinton R. Helper Category: Places
