My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. – Henry Youngman Category: Grandparents
Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. – Ogden Nash Category: Grandparents
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete. – Marcy DeMaree Category: Grandparents
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour. – William James Category: Nature
