Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars’ worth of pleasure. – Gene Perret
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret
I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It’s a bargain. – Gene Perret