Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. – Gene Perret