Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter — when she won’t take her afternoon nap, and when she won’t let me take mine. – Gene Perret

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. – Gene Perret
Two things I dislike about my granddaughter — when she won’t take her afternoon nap, and when she won’t let me take mine. – Gene Perret
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it. – Gene Perret
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. – Gene Perret
Swedes are such a civilised, perfect society – at least on the surface. Theres a great safety net, a huge middle class, free education, free health care. People are very polite, they wait their turn. Theyre not too loud, theyre not too quiet, but sometimes its a little too perfect. – Alexander Skarsgard