Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them. – Bill Kelly
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. – Bill Kelly

Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them. – Bill Kelly
My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. – Bill Kelly
What it comes down to is this: the grocer, the butcher, the baker, the merchant, the landlord, the druggist, the liquor dealer, the policeman, the doctor, the city father and the politician — these are the people who make money out of prostitution, these are the real reapers of the wages of sin. – Polly Adler