I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book. – Joseph Smith, Jr.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. Really. – Lenny Bruce, “Religions Inc.”

The years like great black oxen tread the world, and God, the herdsman goads them on behind, and I am broken by their passing feet. – William Butler Yeats

The dog is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher