Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. – Douglas William Jerrold, about Australia, A Land of Plenty Category: Gardens
Gardens… should be like lovely, well-shaped girls: all curves, secret corners, unexpected deviations, seductive surprises and then still more curves. – H.E. Bates, A Love of Flowers Category: Gardens
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. – Walt Disney Category: Adversity
Almost all of our sorrows spring out of our relations with other people. – Arthur Schopenhauer Category: Sympathy
When I listen to music, I dont want to hear about flowers. I like death and destruction. – Jonathan Davis Category: Death
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. – E.W. Howe Category: Flirting
